So I am assisting a customer who has received a lava lamp for his son. I asked him to send me photos and we have had trouble with them coming through as the photo size is too big. The following statements are quotes from his emails to me, FYI he has now sent me 15 emails today to my 2 replies letting him know 1. I have not received the initial email and 2. telling him to resize the photos

“Hi Kayte (by the way that is a really nice name with the way it is spelled :))”

“I will separate the pictures and give it to you in two loads” – this is where I told myself to stop having such a dirty mind

“Enjoy the fun bits and feel free to contact me if you have any needs” – what?

“third time is a charm right? Lol” – yeh lol

“it isnt meant to be this hard is it? Hehehe” – Whats hard?

“I will try to give you one big one and see if it works for you then I will give it all to you one bit at a time”

“This is the first load i have for you wait a moment and there will be more to come”

“ok so did you receive that load” – ummm?

“I hope it wasnt too big to fit in your malebox this time” – my what?

“Thanks for your time and assistance
and I hope you have a really nice day”   - sure Tim, happy to assist

And the final email

“Hi Kayte

I had more to give you in the first one but I think that will do now
You have got the idea I am sure

Thanks for Your time

Have a great day :)
You have helped start mine well :D

Yours

Tim”

Yeh happy to assist buddy

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comebackseason asked: That Eames lifestyle.. Can't wait to move out so I can get one haha.

Ah I die. I was just rambling to Glynn about that chair and how if I could only have 1 piece of furniture in my entire how it’d be that chair.

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

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